I am happy to say that I am not a football widow and proud:
- I do not watch 10 hours of games on the weekend, because life is lead by leaving the house.
- I do not have countless football team football paraphernalia in my house. I prefer to choose the color scheme of my home and why should a team set up 40 years ago make my color choices- I am talking to you Redskins (goldenrod and burgundy)?
- I do not own a any beer cozies,beers should be cold not cozy?
- I do not have to schedule my weekends around men running around in tight pants, the only tight pants will be worn by me.
- I am not a cheese head because food and hair don’t mix
- I am proud to not be a partial owner of a 1/2 seat at the stadium for the cost of a 1st year in college for my 1st born.
- I am happy to say I have never cook from the tailgate of my car. Why would I have a perfectly good stove at home, plus exhaust is not a condiment.
- I do not idolize puppy killing people, so tired of hear about him I live in philly
- I have never had player trades wrecked my day, Because I don’t care where they live.
- I have never stayed up for a fantasy football draft, my fantasies are left for the bedroom.
That makes my husband AWESOME!!! Thanks Honey
Are you one? if so I am sorry:(