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An Interview with Grundy the Bowling Bulldog

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I wanted to share for my Wednesday post,  my Bowling Bulldog Grundy because a stupid pet tricks are no longer on the air with David Letterman.  Grundy will never have his day.  So my interview with my bulldog and a bowling ball is best toy for a bulldog.

Bowling Bulldog

An interview with Grundy The Bowling Bulldog

What were you like prior to taking up Bowling?

Grundy the Bowling Bulldog : “I had a problem I hated toys, I had an need to destroy any toy that came in the house.   I prided myself on distracting Llyods (my adoptive doberman brother) I would take his tennis balls,  shred them before he knew they were gone.   Rope toys with a knot What was the point ? to see who could get to the center .. kind of like a tootsie pop.  I even use to hang on the tire outside the one the “little humans” played on .. I would hang as it spun.   The Terminator of Toys  was my nickname.  ”

“I was  seeing therapist for a while,  she keep on giving me this red thing with a hole.  They shoved peanut butter in named after a giant gorilla.  I just ate the red thing.. it tasted like crap ”

So Grundy how did you discover your love of bowling?

Grundy the Bowling Bulldog:  “The large male human brought a large hard ball in to the house it was black and had some holes.   There was also a skull on it.  It sat near the door so I check it out.  I tried to bite it.   I couldn’t,  I licked it it was cold, so I pushed it .. it rolled.   So I chased it.”

 

Grundy the Bowling Bulldog

What is your strategy?

Grundy the Bowling Bulldog:  “My main goal is to keep my ball away from my humans and my brother Lloyd.  I am the perfect height to set my chest on it.  I also don’t like when it get stuck in a coner of the house. I try to maintain a speed that I can catch up to it.”

He continued .. “I recently got a new colored ball can’t tell you what color it is because I am color blind- True story.   The new bowling ball has  no holes or no smell of humans smell fingers  the old balls holes smelled of beer, pizza and cigarettes which was very pleasant.   This one since it has no smell I focus on the game more.”

 

Bowling Bulldog

How does your Family feel about your bowling obsession?

Bowling Bulldog:  “The big female human is always running around with a white rectangle thin in her hands when I am practicing always calling may name and saying look here.   The little humans chase me around when I am bowling it is very annoying.”

What are your hopes:

Grundy the Bowling Bulldog:  “I hope for a steak, more short walks ( I get tired fast the whole short nose thing and the heat), central air in the summer (again the breathing thing) , good belly rubs, no more manicures the nail clipping sucks, I also would like more trips to the stream.. I like the cool in the heat.   Also I would like a larger space to bowl.”

“Also Someday I would like to meet other Bowling Bulldogs and form a League with the little shirts.. dare to dream”

Have a Great summer check out Grundys Videos below.

Earlier Videos:

Have a great day!

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Neutered Dogs: Cut Them Balls Off

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I don’t know what it is but I can wait to get my dogs balls cut off (neutered).  I have never had a animal that has not been neutered.  My new Doberman puppy Lloyd is not neutered yet and the 1st thing I asked the vet was when could be.  He said somewhere between 4-5months some vets say any time after 8 weeks to do the neuter deed.   So about a month ago I noticed that the puppy’s little boys were dropping. I became aware (my husband’s says obsessed) with get them cut off.  He says I mention the neuter all the time.  I just think my husband is being super sensitive,  you know him being male and all..

It just every time I see Lloyd and he rolls on his back. I see those  2 little nuts staring me in the face. It is only a matter of time before they are swinging in the wind  Ewe.. time to neuter him.

Also Lloyd has been mounting Grundy our bulldog  I know it is dominance but still, MANNERS.

doberman puppy

I am hyper aware of what un-neutered dogs do like… RUNAWAY.  Hershey my last male Doberman was fixed, right before we adopted him after a year of age.    Needless to say the male hormones got to his brain,  he was always looking for a Bitch(female dog) to score.   Hershey was a runner, hit buy a car and survived type of runner.(cost us $$$$)  Needless to say Lloyd took off out the front door Christmas day right in front of a car .. CUT THEM BALLS OFF. Neuter your dog.

Medical Opinion:  The vet experts say the earlier you get your god neutered the better.  I have no intention of breeding this dog, so theys need to go.

Guess who is 4 months !  Tomorrow is the day!  Lloyd loses his boys.. I say goodbye good riddance. Neutering is my only option.

I guess my husband may have a point,  I might be a little obsessed.

 

To learn more about Spaying and Neutering   American Humane Society

To find  your low cost spay and neutering clinics

No I dont let let Lloyd chew on scissors normally they we just used as a prop for these photos  and he did not run with them either.

Neuter your dog.